Marty Burke gets the hole-shot

The Federal Conservative Candidate for Guelph, Marty Burke, is the first to have his signs up in Guelph. When I went to sleep on Friday no signs were up yet. When I woke up Saturday, Marty Burke's signs were everywhere. Mind you, I woke up at 1pm. I liked to imagine little election pixies flying around in the night putting signs everywhere; but my imagination was dashed when I saw two bearded men putting up Valeriote's signs later in the afternoon.

F.Y.I Hole-shot is a racing term where the driver gets a big lead right at the beginning of a race.